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“Corn is bad for you. It’s what cows eat to gain weight.”
Cows = humans, apparently? Cows can process greater quantities of food with their four stomachs, so cows gorge on large amounts of corn to bulk up. Humans only eat 1 to 2 ears of corn before calling it a day. Note: even consuming 1,000 gallons of water can kill you.
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